The Albion Hotel, Cottesloe
I don't know much about Cottesloe. I've misspelled it a few times and I've been for the odd dip in her impossibly crystal-clear waters once or twice, but like all Eastern States metrosexuals I'm a pathetic swimmer and irrationally afraid of things lurking in the water that are specifically designed to kill me (like bogans and sharks, for which the ol' Cott' has gotten a bit of a bad wrap in recent years). br> br> The white pointers don't seem to perturb our March Host of the Month, though - no sir. The spunky Sarah Mullen somehow finds the time and energy to reign in the crowds at The Albion every Wednesday night whilst juggling her uni workload and smashing it at karaoke. I have absolutely no idea what course of study she's enrolled in, but judging by her pics she's majoring in Rocking the F*ck Out, with a possible minor in Bumblebee Studies.